Meet your AI employee

Just tell it what you need.

Answers calls, books jobs, chases invoices, posts on your socials, collects reviews. Just talk to it.

24/7Calls answered

Aussie voice. Every ring, every hour.

−72%No-shows

Reminders that land. Customers confirm.

+24Reviews / 90d

Auto-request the moment a job's done.

Six things you can say

Tap a chip ↓ or just talk
"Chase up the Smith invoice."
Xero · payment reminder
"What's my schedule tomorrow?"
Calendar · plain English
"Book Dave for Thursday arvo."
Schedule · SMS confirm
"Post that photo from today."
Instagram · Facebook
"How'd we go this week?"
Revenue · jobs · reviews
"More plumbing leads in Newtown."
Google Ads · radius tune

What I actually do

Six jobs, one offsider
Answer your phone
Aussie voice. Books jobs straight into your calendar, 24/7.
Run your calendar
Confirms, reminds, reschedules. Cuts no-shows ~72%.
Chase your invoices
Plugs into Xero/MYOB. Polite at day 3, firm at day 14.
Post your socials
On-brand captions on Insta + Facebook. Reply overnight.
Collect reviews
One-tap Google review request the moment a job ends.
Bring you leads
Tunes your Google Ads, watches cost-per-lead, reports back.

How you get started

Up and running by tomorrow ↗
01

Have a yarn

Five minutes. Tell me your trade, hours, services, area.

02

I get set up

Number provisioned, calendar linked, voice trained — under an hour.

03

I run your front office

From tomorrow morning. You go do the work. I handle the rest.

Your Offsider · Crew
$499/mo
All-in-one · 14-day trial
VS
Receptionist + software
$3,500+/mo
9–5 only · doesn't post or chase
VS
VA + agency + tools
$2,800+/mo
Three logins · three invoices
What you can say

No commands.
No menus. Just talk.

Talk to it like you'd talk to your offsider on a Friday arvo. Six examples — there's no list, just say what you need.

01
"Chase up the Smith invoice."

Sends a payment reminder via Xero, follows up if it's still unpaid in 3 days, and texts you the moment it lands.

02
"What's my schedule tomorrow?"

Reads your calendar back to you in plain English. Travel times, addresses, what each job needs.

03
"Book Dave in for Thursday arvo."

Checks availability, books the slot, sends Dave a confirmation with the address pin and your ETA window.

04
"Post that photo from today's job."

Writes a caption that sounds like you, posts to Instagram and Facebook, replies to comments overnight.

05
"How'd we go this week?"

Revenue, jobs completed, reviews collected, outstanding invoices — a Sunday-night snapshot.

06
"More plumbing leads in Newtown."

Adjusts your Google Ads targeting, tightens the suburb radius, watches the cost-per-lead and reports back.

How it works

Three steps.
Live by tomorrow.

No setup forms. No software install. No long meetings. Just a conversation, then it runs your front office.

01

Have a chat.

Tell us about your business — what you do, where you work, your hours. Five minutes, tops.

02

It sets up everything.

Website, Google Business profile, calendar, voice number, socials. Sorted in under an hour.

03

It runs your front office.

From tomorrow morning. Answers calls, books jobs, chases invoices, posts to your socials.

Pricing

Hire one.
Replace five.

Solo is live and self-serve. Crew & Growth are by enquiry while we onboard our first solo customers.

By enquiry
Crew

For crews of 2–5

From $499/ month + GST
  • Everything in Solo
  • 2–5 calendars
  • Skill + location matching
  • Social media profiles set up
  • Automated social posting
  • Team dashboard
  • Crew performance reporting
  • Priority support
Enquire about Crew →
By enquiry
Growth

For businesses scaling up

From $999/ month + GST
  • Everything in Crew
  • Unlimited calendars
  • AI-built website + domain
  • Google + Meta ad campaigns
  • Marketing automation + nurture
  • Ongoing content creation
  • BYO CRM option
  • Dedicated onboarding
Enquire about Growth →
The maths

What missed calls
are actually costing you.

Drag the sliders. The numbers shift in real time so you can see what you're leaving on the table — and what Solo would save you.

per week$0
per month$0
per year$0
Offsider Solo plan$299/mo
Net every month$0
The shortcut

How we stack up
against the old way.

Receptionist + trades software + digital agency adds up fast. Your Offsider replaces all three.

Your OffsiderThe old way
Receptionist + software + agency
24/7 call answeringAI · never missesReceptionist · business hours only
Website built + maintainedIncluded (Growth)Agency · $2k–5k + ongoing
Social media managementBy enquiryVA or agency · $500–2k/mo
Google + Meta adsBy enquiryAgency · $1k–3k/mo
Quote follow-upsAutomaticManual — if they remember
Google review chasingAutomaticManual — rarely happens
Appointment remindersAutomaticManual or basic software
Invoice chasingAutomatic via XeroManual — awkward phone calls
CRM + job pipelineIncludedServiceM8 / Fergus · $29–79/mo
Works after hours24/7/365
Never calls in sick
Total cost$299/mo$4,000–10,000+/mo
From the field

Tradies who
got their life back.

Three early customers, three different trades. Names changed for now.

"I just tell it what I need and it does it. Picked up 6 extra jobs in the first fortnight — none would've got through my voicemail."

James T.Plumber · Sydney

"My missus used to answer the phone between school runs. Now the offsider handles everything and she's got her life back."

Mick R.Sparkie · Melbourne

"I was paying $4K a month for a receptionist and ServiceM8. This does more, sounds smarter, costs $299. No-brainer."

Sarah K.Builder · Brisbane
Ready when you are

Drop your details.

Peter will ring you within the hour to set up your number, calendar, and the rest. No card needed yet — we'll sort billing once everything's running.

Hire your
offsider.

Five-minute callback. No menus, no software, no card upfront.